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What hangs on the racks at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup

The noise around it hints at a bigger catalogue than the rack really is. Tally the listings and the label’s own store holds about 154 products, and roughly 43% of size variants unavailable at any given moment. The basis for every figure here is the brand’s published product copy as it stood in September 2026, since ALOCS clothing is copied constantly and fakes seldom match the specs. In Los Angeles in 2018, Desto Dubb launched the label, selling out of a van in a downtown parking lot. Pages still say pieces are hand-dyed and screen-printed there, so the work stayed local. The prices below sit shop here at the levels published as of September 2026, and since streetwear prices move, check before you commit.

The price bands, laid out

Four numbers cover most of cough syrup clothing. At the brand’s own store as of September 2026, a tee runs about $150, a hoodie about $200, sweatpants about $200 and most shorts about $150. A small-goods band of about $25 to $70 for socks, boxers and tanks sits below that. Over it you find workwear and outerwear, from about $200 up to about $350 for the heaviest Dickies jacket. Nothing in the store is priced below $25 or above $350. Discounts are selective, and the mystery-item line is the most dependable half-price route in.

Product category Price band as of September 2026 Published material Fit guidance
Tees About $48 up to $150 100% organic cotton, 6.5 oz Relaxed, true to size
Hooded styles About $150 to $200 16 oz 100% organic cotton Classic runs true to size
Sweatpants About $150 to $200 14 oz, 80% cotton and 20% polyester The classic reads true to size
Shorts Roughly $60 to $150 Not published by the brand Booty shorts true to size
Denim Roughly $150 to $300 14 oz denim cloth True to size, with a size up for oversized
Jackets plus workwear Approximately $200 to $350 A blend of 65% cotton and 35% polyester Button down reads true to size
Accessories Around $25 to $250 On boxers, 95% cotton and 5% elastane Mid-rise on the boxers
Women’s plus kids Somewhere about $48 to $160 100% combed cotton Cropped cuts, with kids 2/3 to 8

T-shirts and tees

The backbone of the line is cough syrup shirts, and they are normally the first buy. Budget about $150 as the core price, with women’s cuts and lighter tanks between roughly $48 and $100. Read everything else against the Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt: 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, relaxed fit, jumbo screen prints front and back, yellow woven label at the hem. Among current graphics you find King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Big Pharma and Rib Cage, most of them at the same level. Because fit is published per garment, the Warning tee is listed true to size with a note to size up for an oversized look. Lightweight and cropped, the Wok Is Dead and Promethazine Tour tees sit apart, and the brand says to order one or two sizes bigger.

Hoodies

About $150 to $200 is the hoodie range, with the $200 level covering nearly every men’s style. The heavyweight reference is the Classic Cough Syrup Hoodie: 16 oz 100% organic cotton, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles, logos at chest and back. At the wearer’s bottom left rather than the hem sits its yellow woven label, and that is worth remembering when you inspect one. The ALOCS Classic, Athletic Dept., Cupid Tattoo, Glocc Zip Up and Blurred Lines hoodies sit alongside it, all near $200. Nearer $150 you get the Zip-Up Classic Hoodie, and the women’s crop versions lower again. The classic is the only one with a published fit note, and it reads true to size.

Sweatpants and joggers

Sweatpants track hoodies at about $200, with a flare cut listed nearer $150. Built from 14 oz fleece, specifically 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, the Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants carry the logo screen printed across the front and up the back legs. That weight sits closer to a gym-floor sweat than to thin mall joggers. Past the classic come Classic Flare Sweatpants, ALOCS Athletic Dept. Sweatpants and Blurred Lines Sweatpants. A listing reads “Flare Classic Sweapants”, the brand’s own typo, which tells you how fast this catalogue turns over. The classic pair is published as true to size.

Shorts

Roughly $60 to $150 is where ALOCS shorts sit, which makes them the least expensive entry into the main line. At $150 you find most men’s styles, including the Glocc, Mexico Glocc and USA Glocc shorts, the Awful Lot Of Stincs pair and the Classic Sweat Shorts. Near $100 sit the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts, with the women’s booty shorts near $60. Since materials are not published on most of them, you judge the graphic, the cut and the price rather than a stated weight. The women’s booty shorts are listed as true to size, and the rest carry no fit note. You get the apparel size run on printed shorts rather than a waist measurement.

Denim pieces

Denim comes out the thinnest category in the store. Just one product fills the collection, the Double Cup Cargo Shorts at about $150 after previously showing $300. Mid-rise 14 oz denim is the build, garment-dyed with a double dye process meant to mimic sun-fading, with double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly and a custom leather patch. Waist sizes run 28 to 44 and colours come in grey, black and green, purple and red. True to size is the published fit, and a note to size up one for an oversized cut. Jorts is a shopper’s word, not the brand’s: it appears nowhere in the catalogue, and the only other denim is the ALOCS Denim Jacket and Carpenter Pants at about $300 each.

Jackets and workwear

This is the dear end of the rack, about $200 to $350. At the heart of it is a Dickies programme: the Cough Syrup Dickies Jacket at about $350 is fully lined, with two welt pockets and a pencil pocket on the sleeve, in 65% cotton and 35% polyester. The Cough Syrup Dickies Button Down at about $200 uses the Dickies 1574 work shirt in the same blend, published true to size. Both a quarter zip shirt and loose fit Dickies pants come in at about $250. The ALOCS Puffer Jacket at about $250 and a cropped puffer at about $200 make up outerwear beyond that programme. Waist, 28 to 44, is how these pieces size, not the usual apparel run.

The accessories

Accessories reach from about $25 to $250, which is a wider spread than anything else here. The ALOCS Belt, the I Love Cough Syrup Belt and the Awful Lot Of Sex Belt top the range at about $250 each. Move down and you get the ALOCS Wallet Chain at about $125, two bags and a ski mask at about $100 each. Socks at about $50, a two-pack of boxers at about $60 and a bandana at about $25 round out the list. The boxers are the only piece here with a published fabric, a 95% cotton and 5% elastane blend, made in Los Angeles. The rest go on graphic and hardware rather than on a spec sheet.

Women’s and kids

Crop tops, tank dresses, bodysuits, yoga pants and a bikini at about $80 make up the women’s list, running roughly $48 to $160. The Rich Girls Crop Hoodie lands near $160, the cheapest route into the silhouette, and a cropped zip-up hoodie lands near $100. Some carry the measuring line side print down the seam, and tanks and crop tops are published as 100% combed cotton. The whole kids list is a classic tee at about $60 and sweatpants at about $100, in sizes 2/3, 4/5, 6 and 8. Barely any footwear exists here, just the Rhime Shoes at about $100, the only item in the collabs collection. Because nothing here carries a published fit note, buy your usual size.

The gaps at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup right now

The gap that catches people out most is headwear. Nobody should be told that hats are currently on sale: the store’s hat collection returned zero products when it was checked in September 2026. Hats have existed before, and the category can return: the brand’s blog describes a Dodger Collection from March 2024 with a fitted and a dad hat, and the trademark covers headwear. One collaboration shoe stands in for a department, which makes footwear almost as thin. Since there is also no global size chart and no washing instructions on the store, fit has to be read garment by garment. About 43% of size variants read sold out at the time of checking, so an unavailable listing usually means a missing size rather than a dead style, and the awful lot of cough syrup drop calendar refills the racks every week or two.

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